Yes, Mother 3 has been on my mind for a couple of months now. And now, the final patch has been released. Oh joy! My reaction to the release was obvious:

Anyways, I'm halfway through Chapter 4 right now, and I thought that some of you people might want to play M3 too, so here's how to set it up:
1. Get a Gameboy Advance emulator! I recommend VisualBoy Advance.
2. Get a japanese Mother 3 rom. This is definitely filed under illegal activities so I am not providing a link here. You'll have to look for it yourself, but it shouldn't be a problem with Google.
3. Download the english patch from the Mother 3 Fan translation website.
4. Patch the rom. The program needed to do so comes together with the patch.
5. That's it. Now you should be able to play Mother 3 in english.

If you are a fan of Earthbound, you will love Mother 3.

Well, the english translation is finished. But there'll be translation in even more languages, like spanish, italian and portoguese. I am taking part in the german translation and I'm really looking forward to start working with my team.

tl;dr: Go play Mother 3 faggot.

Oh, also Kudos to the translation team. I love you guys.

If the all of the above had nothing of interest for you, fuck you and enjoy these Videos.

Youtube Poop: Green Eggs and Eggs by KroboProductions.

Chadwarden is lolicon by ultralien2

Youtube Poop: Braw Taunts by MTB710

I am tired of these blogs, I can't think of anything that would be of interest for you guys here on Newgrounds.

So I decided that this blog will be the last one.You may think of it as a little forum, just that the forum itself is the thread and nobody cares.

I may update this if I have anything interesting to say.

That's all.

Yeah.
I have a new header, made it myself. It looks kinda cool imo.
Leave thoughts or ask me something or just write some random shit OR SO HELP ME GOD!
Also porn.

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It's boring here.

4 men want to cross a bridge which will explode in 17 minutes.
Man #1 needs one minute to cross the bridge.
Man #2 needs 2 minutes.
Man #3 needs 5 minutes.
Man #4 needs 10 minutes.
The bridge can carry a maximum of two men at once.
It is very dark and in order to cross the bridge they need to carry a flashlight with them.
They only have one flashlight.

PM me with the answer.

PM from Cericon:
There is a hole in the wall that they walk through.

No. This riddle can and must be solved with pure logic. It's possible.

PM from Ehwaz003:
OK, I think I know the answer: they all cross the bridge at once, with the flashlight of course.
Why? Because, according to your picture, the TNT is a bit under the bridge, so with 4 people on a bridge which can only carry 2 at one, the bridge will bend, BUT it will stop from breaking because it lands on the big red box of TNT, and as a support, it will make the bridge last until all 4 have safely crossed the bridge.

Nice idea, honestly. But there really is no such trick in this riddle.

People who figured it out:

The-Red-Jack
KuroiYasha

I curse MS Paint for the loss of color in this picture.

I repeat - It is possible to solve this.

No I'd rather not.
I'm feeling very good right now.

Edit: Not anymore. Banned.

Another Edit: I'm going to change my Userpicture once I'm back. I will probably post a picture of myself to scare all the spammers. So uh, leave thoughts on my current picture or whatever.

My flight to Istanbul (Turkey) goes on Thursday, 6 pm at the Frankfurt airport (which is the second largest airport in Europe btw).

I'm going to meet a lot of my relatives in Turkey, I haven't seen them for 4 years. I will go swimming, play chess against my uncle ( he sucks at chess) and - dunno really, it's gonna be pretty fucking cool.
I have been looking forward to this for a long time.

This means I won't be around to post much, I may log in every now and then for a few minutes to post a bit and deposit some experience ( LOLSTATWHORES). But I will definitely not be around as much as now for the next five weeks.
I'll be missing all of you on Newgrounds.

Cheers.

Edit, Clock day: I've been here for a week now and it's too hot, I can't take it anymore. I went swimming too and I cut my feet on some mussels two times. The cuts are pretty deep, I can't walk properly.
Apart from that I'm having a really good time.

In about two and a half weeks, my summer holidays will start and I'm going to be in Turkey most of the time. I have made a few plans for my summer holidays:

1. I finally want to make Youtube Poop.

I already made a Youtube Poop, but that was ages ago. It was an kinda half-assed attempt to be honest, but I was experimenting with WMM. Now that I have a bunch of time, I want to create at least one good Youtube Poop.
Here's my first Youtube Poop, if you're interested in seeing this kind of crap (lolpun).

2. Helping on the German Mother 3 Fan Translation.

Yep, I'm taking part in the German Translation of Mother 3. I have no skills in hacking, but I will translate the english text into german with a group of other young hackers/translators.
Do you want to help on a Mother 3 Translation into your language? Well, you can find a few links and information in the first post. If you really ARE interested, read the whole topic and sign up. The translations will not start until the final Patch for the english translation has been released, so I hope Mato and his Team will be done soon, I can't wait for Mother 3.

3. Beat 'I wanna be the Guy'.

You're probably thinking 'Oh my god are you insane?'. Yes, I want to become the Guy in the summer holidays and I hope that I'll manage to beat it. I'll keep a record on my process in the Game.
If you haven't heard of 'Iwbtg' yet, here's a brief explanation:
It's the sickest and hardest game ever (that's what the makers are claiming it to be).
You are playing a boy, who sets out on his journey to become 'The Guy'. On this journey, you will encounter a shitload of traps, obstacles and a few bosses. It's actually like Megaman: You can run, shoot, jump and do a mid-air jump (something Megaman couldn't) but with one exception:
If you get hit only once, you'll die and have to start from your last save point.
And believe me, there are ridiculous ways of dieing in this Game.
Just yesterday, I broke a part of my keyboard in anger because I kept losing, that's how hard that Game is.
If you want to try it out, you can download the full game and a demo version here. I recommend the demo first, but do as you wish.

Process: Collected the six Units, I'm on my way to the Guys castle.

And finally, here is what you all have been waiting for:

A list of people I like

Well, I was going to make a friend list, but there are many people I want to mention, though I haven't talked much to some of them. I'd love to get to know all of you better.
This list is in no particular order and I won't be giving explanation about each of you except for:

You guys all rock!

Cericon
Corky-D
Kagoe
GOTHCLAWZ
Paradox
Alfie
Nikenick
Sawdust
Ragnarokia + Mechabloby lolololololololol
Sk8erGirl14
The-Red-Jack
Mendou
RedCoin
killerjeff
darknessdweller
ShadowWest2k7
KuroiYasha
pigeonmaster88
Jesuslizard
Corky52
Knuxrouge
Skat0r
greyshadowskyknight
youngblood26
The-Black-Jack
Adio-Element
MrFinland
greensucksbluerules
RobotTaco
hacsev
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If you aren't on this list, then it's because
A. I forgot you.
B. I don't know you.
C. I don't like you.

Whew, I wonder if anybody reads all this crap.

You may want me to add on MSN so here is my adress: junger-link@hotmail.de
I don´t talk that much when I am online though, I am a quiet fellow.
This is so wrong...

I don´t know what to talk about now, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

Oh, and this is my 1337 post.

EDIT: I wanted to make a friend list, but I'm too lazy. I'll get to it sometime later... or maybe not.